A Dead Whale of a Tale and Counting to a Billion
Summary: Rotting whale smells far worse than you think and why playing math games with your young child is a real eye opener. If you took a jar of cat urine and then put a dead rat in it, plus a big...
View ArticleHelp, Is There a Smart Ass In the House?
Summary: Everyone needs a smart ass friend who will just tell it like it is. This story takes place two years ago at Blue Ball Park. Yes, that’s a funny name, and no it isn’t the real name. The real...
View ArticleBoys Gone Wild – It Takes a Village at the Family Fun Center
Summary – Not all boys are destructive, but nearly every destructive person is a boy. That’s not a value judgment it’s just a reality. If you want to see why the world is the way it is just go hang out...
View ArticleThe Little Arcade Game That Could, and Did, But Shouldn’t Have
Summary. The sociopolitical implications of miniature golf and a broken arcade game redistributes the wealth. It’s two weeks before the new year and we’re burning through our coupon book for the Santa...
View ArticleThese Boots Were Made For Walking – A Child’s First 97 Steps
Summary: A Toddlers Transcendent Stair Climbing Experience leads to Bedtime Nirvana My daughter’s always been a powerhouse of gross motor skills. The very first time she picked up a spoon she held it...
View ArticleDojo With Mojo – The Day Our Pet Dojo Took A Walk On The Wild Side
Summary: No matter how bizarre and unlikely, you should take your child seriously when they insist the “impossible” is possible. This story happens during our very recent and very long wet spring. In...
View ArticleKilling One Surfboard With Two Stones
Summary: Sometimes Redirection Makes a Bad Situation Worse. So I’m at Capitola Beach picking up my daughter after Junior Guards because it’s Wednesday, which is laundry day. This means I take over...
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